It is FUNNY when the Left Loses...Really!

I was talking with a few friends last night about April Fool's Day gags and an interesting point came up in the discussion.

It is really funny to put one over on someone. They get slightly embarrassed, maybe a little miffed and we all share a good yuck over the whole thing.

What is HILARIOUS however, is when you are fully aware that given a little extra push, you are dealing with the type of person whose head may just explode from a bit of good-natured ribbing. It is funny because it is so easy with these people.

I can't help be reminded of this as I cruise the blogs this afternoon checking the left's reaction to yesterday's elections.

There are Left-Wing heads exploding all over this morning.

"Gableman's a jerk...blah..blah.."

"WMC....blah..blah...."

Madison is awash in metrosexual (and other "exual")angst today, and angels are singing :)

Without a doubt, a standout in this regard can be found at a peculiar swamp of self-delusion I found called "The Hippie Perspective".

This character is a near-perfect illustration of why Ann Coulter is so happy making her living the way she does. It is just so EASY.

There seems to be a pattern among liberals when it comes to losing.

They ALWAYS lose because the other guy didn't play fair in some way, and they will be the first ones to cry about it.

John Kerry lost because of the Swift-Boats ( Not because he was....well come on! Just look at him!)

Al Gore lost because of Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas (Not because he was Al Gore).

You could go on and on.

Today's target is of course Wisconsin Manufacturer's and Commerce.

According to the "brainchild" behind THP, Michael Gableman's ascension has little or nothing to do with the just plain WIERD (and Counter-Constitutional) philosophy of Louis Butler and the various special interest groups that own him, and more to do with the "vile filth" that came out of the WMC.

You see, this is how it breaks down:

YOU, Dear Reader, are as dumb as a sack of hammers.

The WMC, is a mysterious shadow group run by Republicans in black suits and red power ties who are aware that you are as dumb as a sack of hammers, and are only too eager to take advantage of this fact.

It is not your fault, not everyone can be as on top of it all as the guy who runs "The Hippie Perspective".

He will protect you.

He and his ilk act as a veritable watchtower of piety. Valiantly protecting the innocently stupid from folks who harm them with (gasp)"wrong thoughts".

Despite thier best efforts however, occasionally a thought gets through and infects the general population.

The result? Calamity!

You were in the powerful grip of stronger stuff: A television ad.

Or maybe....

Just MAYBE you looked at both candidates, realized that they were both running sleazy ads by special interest groups and chose the candidate that closer to your political philosophy?

Is such a thing possible?

Not in his world, of course. YOU have dropped the ball my dreary little masonry block, and now you will be punished.

Predictably, the pure-hearted hero at THP has jumped on the same bandwagon as Phanny from my earlier post.

THE DECISION MUST NOW BE TAKEN OUT OF THE HANDS OF THE VOTERS. JUDGES MUST BE APPOINTED. THE HAMMERS MUST BE TAKEN OUT OF THE EQUATION.

Fear not though, gentle reader. They will come to thier senses as soon as there is a Republican Governor.